Let me tell you about a camp that you’ll love Wall to wall carpets and pet turtle doves The counselors are never angry or mean And it’s not hot or cold, it’s just in between
The water’s like honey The bug juice like wine And they don’t blow bugles so you sleep all the time, and You might think I’m lying but it's really quite fine It’s the best old camp and once more it’s mine and once more it's mine
Androscoggin, that’s the name For a thousand bucks you can send your kid to Wayne?
We’re the boys from Androscoggin And get this through your noggin That we won’t be beat by anyone! We are fast and we are fleet You cannot knock us off our feet And we go swimming even if there is frost on the ground!
We’re the campers of Androscoggin And we think that we're might fine, mighty fine!